The Land of Cob

May 28

When the outlet mall is empty they play the sound of children laughing on the stereo system.

Creepy Much.

May 27

Oh. HAI MR. SPIDER.  Opened my window a little earlier today, didn’t see you come in.  It’s nice to hear from you, how are the kids?

- said no one ever in a million years!

Oh. HAI MR. SPIDER. Opened my window a little earlier today, didn’t see you come in. It’s nice to hear from you, how are the kids?

- said no one ever in a million years!

May 26

Finished 540 pages in a couple of days.

Wait and Hope

robinemily:

I like this shirt.

Where are her hands?? Wtf…

robinemily:

I like this shirt.

Where are her hands?? Wtf…

(Source: kittenpaw)

May 25

I read 200 pages today.

If it weren’t for my body demanding sleep, I would finish this book tonight. But instead, I’ll be reading the last three hundred pages over the next two days.

May 24

“Providence can rebuild the edifice which misfortune has destroyed” — Alexandre Dumas, The Count of Monte Cristo

Plato’s Closet Today

“We could only take one piece. Most of the clothes had stains”

That’s kinda funny Julie O-P, because most of those shirts have MAYBE been worn once. Hmmmmmm, stains, YEA.

$4.90
Thanks, you’re a successful person. Bitch.

May 23

“Why don’t you tell me that ‘if the girl had been worth having, she’d have waited for you’? No, sir, the girl really worth having won’t wait for anybody.” — F. Scott Fitzgerald (via saddest-summer)

(via robinemily)

“What horrifies me most is the idea of being useless: well-educated, brilliantly promising, and fading out into an indifferent middle age.” — Sylvia Plath (via wreck-loose)

(via vanessapowell)

May 22

Making love is not something that should be regretted.

Fucking on the other hand…

May 18

I cleaned my room last night, that gives me the right to sleep until one right?

May 15

For all of those who hate and condemn gay marraige and homosexuality.

I hope that one day in the future you will find out that your son or daughter is gay.  Your brother.  Your cousin.  Your father.  Then, we shall see if you share the same ignorant and hateful opinion you have today.  Bigotry is for those who do not have compassion or empathy. 

I feel sorry for you.

May 14

I want this style.

I want this style.

(via lillonny)

May 12

3:00 pm and I’m just like derp

3:00 pm and I’m just like derp

(Source: damnrelatable, via totally-relatable)

May 11

So my Dad told me an amazing thing today.

He told me out of all of my brothers, I’m the one that had the natural baseball gift.  He said my eldest brother wasn’t very good but was hard working.  Josh was decent but worked a lot harder.  But I was the one with the natural gift.  When my Dad was talking about his baseball career, he said as a young kid he had “it”.  When I picked up the glove, he noticed that I had it as well.   The natural baseball skill in every good ball player.  It was one of the best things i’ve heard in a long time.